About Us

Way back in 1988 in the hot month of May at five minutes' walking distance from the Konnagar Railway Station at 75/A/37 H.C.Banerjee Lane, Konnagar Institute for Spoken English was established with only five boys and two girls as students. It was initially intended that the institute would simply cater to the needs of the local youngsters who were keenly interested in obtaining a working knowledge of Spoken English. However, within a span of only one and a half years the institute found itself imparting lessons in Spoken English to about forty students who used to come from different localities-------near & far.

Today Konnagar Institute prides itself in stating that it has been instrumental in getting many a student established in various walks of life. Needless to say that Konnagar Institute for Spoken English does not owe its success to a particular single individual who claims to be the helmsman of the institute. The achievement of the institute can safely be ascribed to all its devoted students who on one hand learn unhesitatingly from their senior classmates & on the other hand painstakingly train their juniors------in observance of the institute's traditional culture-----"Your Senior is your first teacher".

In the untiring endeavor to spread the English education far & wide; Konnagar Institute for Spoken English effusively welcomes everyone who intends to master the art of speaking English. For admission to Konnagar Institute 'Money' is secondary while 'Devotion to English' is primary. So amigos, no more shilly-shally learn English willy-nilly.

Tuesday 15 July 2014

3rd Tuesday of Konnagar Institute for Spoken English(KISE) (Vocabularies)

Vocabulary

  1. He flew the coop.:- He left abruptly.
  2. Is there a comfort station in the vicinity?:- Is there a public lavatory nearby?
  3. A come-by-chance is cold-shouldered.:- An illegitimate child is ignored.
  4. Wished cheerio to a cherry.:- I wished good by to a virgin.
  5. A chapman with cheesy articles.:- A hawker with cheap inferior things.
  6. Don't blub your phisog.:- Don't disfigure your face with weeping.
  7. All-overishness is the cause of the flunking.:- A sense of general illness is the cause of his failure in the examination. 
  8. Has he a come-off?:- Has he an excuse for non-performance?
  9. He is a colombophile.:- He is a pigeon-fancier.
  10. Your drag may conk out.:- Your car may break down.
  11. A pornie must turn turn on.:- A pornographic film must sexually excite you.
  12. My kid knows all the poppy numbers.:- My kid knows all the popular songs.
  13. Don't play possum.:- Don't pretend unconsciousness or ignorance.
  14. The brat is an illegit.:- The naughty child is bastard.
  15. Eventually he got inked.:- Finally he got drunk.
  16. Let me jack it in.:- Let me give it up.
  17. I spanked him on the jacksy.:- I hit him on the backside.
  18. He has gone to the jakes.:- He has gone to the toilet.
  19. Ultras japed a shrine.:- Terrorists made a sneak (surprise) attack on a temple.
  20. I became a jelly-belly.:- I became a fat person. 


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